Booze delivered to your door
Sometimes drunks just can’t face the world – but what to do if the liquor cabinet has run dry?
Step forward Aughton Wines of Formby, who are offering dipsos a delightful delivery service. What’s more, nearby takeaway Hippos will add food to your hooch hamper at keen prices.
Mentioning the Southport Drinker may or may not win a 2% booze discount. Hard to tell (when someone laughs at the suggestion) whether they are going for it or not.
Call 01704 872062.

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Sounds perfect for the slobby night in!
Paul Garrard - July 9, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Is this another excuse for you to avoid your manly duties and cry off going to the pub? Curse aughton wine another death blow . really disgusted!!!
Aggers - July 9, 2009 at 8:58 pm
I remember in the in the 60s adverts on TV for “Davenports, Beer At Home, Birmingham.” I was only a kid then, but I wonder now what it would have tasted like. Apparently the revived Davenports have begun home deliveries again.
Rednev - July 10, 2009 at 3:13 pm
There has been a very good service delivering beer, fags, condoms etc in stoke. Check out Dail-a-Beer on facebook. thought of setting it up here with bottled condition beers at good prices but making lager drinkers pay a premium.
sdcamra - July 22, 2009 at 11:09 pm